Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans. As you grow older it will avoid you. Funny birthday sayings. Funny 50th birthday sayings. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. The older you get the more it costs. Franklin pierce adams. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Old age is like underwear. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. It creeps up on you anon.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday sayigns. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.

Fun is like life insurance. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.